Amy Sullivan

writer. comedian. enemy of the state.

[@BenZelevansky.com on bluesky @BenZelevansky]

America’s hottest club is Los Angeles. This place has everything: Hurricanes, earthquakes, a prolonged work stoppage by creative trade unions

#hurriquake #WGAStrike #WGAStrong #SAGAFTRAStrike #SAGAFTRAStrong

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I feel like LA today is one of those girls who posts her intake bracelet at the hospital and is like “thank u guys for the well wishes, I’m totally fine”

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Just remembering the time my financial advisor asked me to get back to him with couple companies that I felt passionate about investing in and I wrote down “Sargento”

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Always a great day when your dermatologist takes one look at you and says “time to start retinol” !!!

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Thanks Manchester Orchestra for spending 295 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Bed Head. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/6IxP5GRh9I

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@KTLA @KTLAMorningNews I like the new weather guy!!!

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Just saw two Gen Z-ers reading actual, physical books. For leisure. It was like watching a dog walk on its hind legs. Absolutely wild.

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I have never seen a Drivers Ed car in LA and yet somehow all the kids in my neighborhood are getting Audis for their 16th bday. I’ve done the math. Doesn’t add up.

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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON OFF-VIDEO ZOOM NOW???? GO BACK ON VIDEO LIKE A SOCIAL PARIAH??!?!

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Facebook is down so asking this here:
Which livestock medication should I take for a sinus infection?

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Man, work is excruciating without being able to check social media while off-video so let’s get it together @instagram. Coal miners, I have new respect for you.

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Sort it oot @Facebook @WhatsApp @instagram before someone ends up reading a book

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Yup! Because they were all required to get those other vaccinations as children, in order to attend elementary school.

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@SIRIUSXM hey look I’m not trying to tell you how to do your job but…”Building A Mystery” by Sarah McLaughlin is playing WAY too much on the PopRocks channel. It’s neither pop nor rock and it’s a real buzzkill to be totally honest. That’s all!!! I’m sorry!!!

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@danajmas Thank god you got this info out to everyone. We’ve been on the edge of our seats all day!!

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My Dad: There was a screenwriter from Los Angeles on Jeopardy tonight. Yeah, they ended up in 3rd place and with no money.

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@danajmas Time is a flat circle huh dane

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Meanwhile I only get called in for “dead sorority girl” or “dead hooker”. Hollywood rocks!!!!