Amberly Voss

I will bring nothing to your timeline other than a lot of road rage, rap opinions, and tweets about my hot husband

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

@KaTayLark Wine on the porch*

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

@ChaddVoss How very liberal of you…. 🧐😂😂😂😂

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

@ChaddVoss Get my spot ready, bro

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

scorpio, virgo, pisces placements

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Kids tell the story of Christmas! #HolidayThrowback

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

📢📢📢📢

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

Kids aren’t the same but parents are officially out of control in youth sports. Trainers, private coaches, homework, year round grind. You will snatch the love of the game away before you create a hall of famer. Play all the sports.

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

The way my husband talks to the dogs on his daily route is my love language 📦🐶💛

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

Either I am the unluckiest human on the planet or every fast food place in Moulton is worthless. 😩

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

Called the HR lady “honey” today because we are homies. Is this good or bad? There’s no way to know. 😆

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

How can I be a rap enthusiast and hate Beyoncé, you ask? Because she sucks. That’s why.

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

@LateKickJosh Mixed emotions…. Much like the mixed emotions that I have about targeting.

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

@OldRowSports @OldrowAlabama Mrs.Carolyn calling Jake Long’s girlfriend to confirm…..

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

My husband makes fun of my conspiracy theories, but watches Joe Rogan

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

@ChaddVoss All you negative ass Voss men thinking we were gunna lose 😏 I love it when y’all are wrong. 👸🏻

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

It’s still COVID crunch on the job, people. Do what you gotta do to get the customer handled & order the Reese’s when you realize you’re out. If you’ve worked through this pandemic you KNOW this struggle.

[Big Blue Drew @BigBlueDrew33]

Just pulled into a DQ drive thru for a blizzard. Dude tells me they’re out or Reese’s. I say no problem not your fault. He dead ass goes “that’s where you’re wrong. I do the ordering and I’ve been slacking.” ☠️ 😂

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Nick Saban congratulates southern Brian Kelly

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

How am I a Scorpio AND the one who talks 24/7? I’ve been asking this for years

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

@_Kaylizzle__ @santana_nadiaaa I miss you back!!!!!!! You know where I live AND I’m always down for lunch dates. 💕 Your little love would have a blast with my nieces!!! We should have a play date. 🤩

[Amberly Voss @amsvoss]

@abc3340 I’m all for equal opportunity, love who you love, be whomever you wanna be…. But damn it, this is absolutely ridiculous.