Bazooks

Malevolent ptarmigan.

[Bazooks @amuirin]

@paul_shinn bluesky?

Im a bit out of the loop. Like, returning from another planet, like. Has there been a migration?

[Bazooks @amuirin]

Well this certainly looks unnecessarily complicated.

Why can't billionaire boy twerps let us fuck things up ourselves, the way nature intended? A simple, user friendly platform for the airing of toxic brain bilge, tyvm.

[Bazooks @amuirin]

Every other day or so we hear on the news some new way that Elon Musk is destroying twitter, so when i peeked in here I understandably assumed
everyone would be talking about that.

Nope. Still mostly weather and cheese.

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This little big town, dawn. It does its level best to be ugly, but even the garish digital billboards flicker into background noise when the first rays of day dance their light over the river.

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Is this still here? Huh.

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@mikeym00n @ClaudetteGGibs1 *groan*

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We watched the Lizzo concert on Netflix in a state of horror laced fascination and I was genuinely disappointed tonight when the choir ladies didn't pull off their choir robes and twerk.

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@mikeym00n Celery

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Is anyone else addicted to dried phillipine mangoes?

They're evil. I just polished them off and already worried about acquiring my next hit.

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@thetearooms That was a gorgeous tree.

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Now?

The self confession peters out and we have information raining down like a monsoon, so full of squallor and spectacle.

We're safe now because nothing's new and nobody cares. Not for more than a moment.

[Bazooks @amuirin]

I remember when we showed our hand a little.

Trusting, stupid, safe in the knowledge that knowledge was hard to come by as most of the numbers back then were unlisted.

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Tired.

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Im tired of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer leading the only party capable of opposing the religious right. They are safe road candidates who own too much to want to change things fundamentally. They are far right of the views of most left leaning constituents.

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Im tired of having drunks and liars populate the highest court in the land and siphon off my rights. I dont care how politically motivated it is, stuff the court, end individual rights for corporations and feed some of the fucking kids in this country who have nothing.

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Im tired of us letting adults who committed treason continue to legislate, letting thieves who funnelled billions of the treasury into their pockets go on breathing, and let thugs and criminals who rose up against democracy have guns.

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Im tired of Joe Biden coming off as weak because he is weak. He's a nice old grandpa and we should have hired a slavering wolf. And he should have picked Stacey Abrams- not a photo op black nominee but a force to be reckoned with that can get shit done.

[Bazooks @amuirin]

Im tired of democrats asking me for $15 dollars every hour on the hour. I dont have extra money. I gave you money and helped get you elected and as far as I can see youve sent billions of dollars to a country you declined as an ally and didn't get any of your jobs done.

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Im tired of Beto running for things. This man needs a hobby that isn't losing elections.