Amy

[Amy @amumcrobot]

Every time I watch Brother Bear I expect the SOH-CAH-TOA shit from math to be there.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

@aaronpaul_8 were you truthfully approached for the part of Eddie Dean in The Dark Tower series? #needtoknow

[Amy @amumcrobot]

@jarpad Addiction is a disease and any life taken by any disease is a tragedy. Addiction is not "stupid" or "senseless;" it is devastating.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

The white marks on the insides of my thighs are where the lightning hit when god gave me thunder. #thunderthighs

[Amy @amumcrobot]

Next year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as the Enterprise so if I see cute people dressed in Trek garb I can tell them to climb aboard

[Amy @amumcrobot]

I got Candace to watch Teen Wolf! She watched the first half of season 1 in one sitting. 4 for you, Amy. You go, Amy.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

Stairmaster favorited my tweet about using the stairmaster. How did they find me? Do they troll the buttsfordays tag?

[Amy @amumcrobot]

I'm gonna completely rewatch Parks and Recreation. Because the new episodes aren't coming out fast enough.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

Adding ten minutes of stairmaster a day to my workout. #buttsfordays

[Amy @amumcrobot]

Y'all are older than me but I'm having proud mama feelings all the time. Go @49ers

[Amy @amumcrobot]

How do I get to play one of the ladies @feliciaday hits on on #supernatural?

[Amy @amumcrobot]

Arcade Fire is my least favorite thing to hear ever. Not just music, but literally of all sounds.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

Finally got to the point in Supernatural where Felicia Day makes all the ladies swoon. #HackersMoveTheirFingersFast

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Please categorize all body functions into "essential" or "non-essential" and await further instructions.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

October first and I am already over the cold weather. I want the 90s back.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

Is it just me or is the GOP acting like a group of Varuca Salts? #shutdown #ShutdownTheGOP

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Today is Bisexuality Visibility Day. Love who you love, your life belongs to you.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

The @49ers are really making my heart hurt so far this season. #iknowyouguyscandoit #istillbelieve

[Amy @amumcrobot]

I think I have blown my entire brain out of my nose today.

[Amy @amumcrobot]

These pants are so loose that I have checked three times to make sure they are buttoned.