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Booyah!!!

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Life's just one huge round of Russian Roulette

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@imbankke DM sent, kindly revert

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

5 laws of the universe that are surprisingly accurate:

1. Murphy’s Law
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

2. Kidlin’s Law
If you can write a problem down clearly, you’re already halfway to solving it.

3. Falkland’s Law
When there’s no need to make a decision, don’t force one.

4. Wilson’s Law
Prioritize learning and knowledge, and money will eventually follow.

5. Gilbert’s Law
It’s your responsibility to find the best way to achieve the result you want.

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@KagutaMuseveni One question, when is Pusi's birthday. Preparations should already have began.

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General Mwariama

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

A video of Mzee Jomo Kenyatta and Field Marshal Dedan Kimathi emerges. Do you notice something?

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[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Guys come check this out 😂😂😭

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@interestin_guy Glad it's cleared👍

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Cashier, that’ll be $19.90

Me, pulls out a $50 bill

Cashier, I’m so sorry. but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?

Me, pulls out a $25 bill!

Cashier, here’s your change!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏟️ Inter Miami announce they present Leo Messi Stand into their new Nu Stadium.

“Messi is set to become part of a rare and unique case in global sports: an athlete regularly playing at his home stadium with a stand named in his honor”, Inter Miami statement says.

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@imbankke please check dm

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[Alps @alpaysh]

Scientists at Harvard University have reconstructed 3D models of how Adam and Eve, the first humans created by God might have looked like.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the signing of Kota Takai from J1 League side Kawasaki Frontale, subject to international clearance and work permit ✍️

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@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower it's been several hours since I bought tokens and no reply yet. Ac/ 54602120252

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