She was surprised I lost weight but I went from sedentary to 1 hour of exercise 3 times a week and was dieting for a few weeks. Bought a food scale and everything. I didn’t lose a whole lot but a good section of my wardrobe looks stupid on me rn.
Yea so my sister is an instructor and my instructor. I been telling her about my sciatica. Turns out all the annoying exercises I hate are the reason I haven’t had any pain in almost a year…
You ask me what my fantasy is and I say a fully furnished, fully paid off, all bills covered 3 bedroom 3 bathroom house with 1/4 acre yard walking distance from the beach… now what?
I fell in love in my teens. The loss was catastrophic. Fell in love in my 20’s. The loss was devastating. I’m almost 40 now and mi need fi furnish mi house.
Delilah mother (NCIS) is mine. Only way I know that woman is traveling is if she decides a me fi book the ticket. And even so there’s no “my flight went well.”
Doctor: “Are you on any birth control?”
Patient: “No.”
Doctor: “Are you using condoms?”
Patient: “No.”
Doctor: “Are you trying to get pregnant?”
Patient: “No.”
silence
Doctor: “…Okay.”
Patient: “…”
Doctor: “So just… no protection at all?”
Patient: “Yeah.”
Doctor: “And no plan for pregnancy either?”
Patient: “Nope.”
long pause
Doctor: “So we’re just… trusting the universe?”
Patient: “Pretty much.”
Doctor: “…I’m going to need a second to process that.”