Stanley Ipkiss

I am a biracial American with a white father and a dark white mother.

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@NoContextBrits That’s wild! They still make signs in English over there?

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@ApexCreditor @unusual_whales

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@unusual_whales Just got back from my second vacation this season

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@disclosetv

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@kattappa_46 @WatcherGuru You have a lot of points. Just like a bowling ball.

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@kattappa_46 @WatcherGuru You are the part of India

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@kattappa_46 @WatcherGuru https://t.co/4tkCTTzXbw

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Cow poop throwing festival in India.

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@kattappa_46 @WatcherGuru The irony of being Indian and calling others filthy.

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@kattappa_46 @WatcherGuru K. Try not to drink any animal pee today. See you later

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@kattappa_46 @WatcherGuru I eat cows. Shit breath

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@kattappa_46 @WatcherGuru Try not eating cow shit. It helps with Bo

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@johnnythunde247 @PalmerLuckey I voted for this

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@ChiDumpsterFire @Chicago_Goofies Only if you shoot them at the Obama library

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@ChicagosMayor Imagine being hated by an entire city

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@disclosetv God bless America

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@disclosetv Happy birthday America

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@one_miloo Sir your exterior wall is 2x4.

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@dqveed Meth addicted got killed. Womp womp

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@priscanall @FearedBuck You and your vegan cat will be watching alone

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@FAGfind

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@LouisCKfanpage French onion. Clearly a soup fan