SpringBoob SquirePants

fuck Bill O'Reilly

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

@SharkHomeUS

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

The Shark Air Purifier MAX w HEPA filter ruined my life!!!!!!!!

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

I wish sex toys had one, universal charger

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

Why can’t I go into Walmart without getting another SpongeBob shirt ugh

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

It’s giving House of Mirth..,

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

Dream job: Working with Celeste in the Animal Crossing Observatory

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

I keep trying to tweet a picture of the large Clearance display of Harry Potter books @ J.K but it keeps getting deleted!!

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

@jk_rowling

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@jk_rowling

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

So... should I get my first pair of crocs?

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

Trying to print out photos at Walmart and all my nudes are up on the screen wtf !!!

[Trill @t2trilll]

Delete the ‘lol’ from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

Take THAT capitalists!!!!!!!

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

When I have to make a bagel platter for Sh*prite corporate I always give them the least popular bagels that no one ever buys 😈

[James @CaucasianJames]

are we sure the first few seconds in a tornado isn’t fun? like the first few spins

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

😵🤩

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

Badu for @burberry 2021

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

Get in loser, we’re unionizing Walmart

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

Hell to the yea

[SpringBoob SquirePants @amy_chippy]

Brain blast: those key chain sized notebooks we had growing up... I think I need one of those now

[Mutual Morris @MutualMorris]

We need more delivery drivers, especially in Dover. Can you pick up and deliver some groceries to a family once a week?

Necesitamos más conductores de entregas, especialmente en Dover. ¿Puedes recoger y entregar algunos alimentos a una familia una vez a la semana?