Amy Garlo

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

me filling the room with negative energy bc i don’t wanna be there

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

always feel very cheated at the airport when you get to the gate and they load you onto a bus. this isn’t what we agreed. pull the plane around mate.

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[A @seattleiminyou]

Adding lol to things is good feng shui

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Mushrooms what a total joy to slice

[c @rayofvenuss]

The Pope to return to the Vatican

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

this is probably what it felt like when jesus was resurrected

[Vasilisa @vasilisonka]

is is time for jeremiah fisher to apologise to me?

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

this will keep me going for a few weeks

[r ✰ @conradspov]

oh this is about to go triple platinum in my household

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today:

[Amy Garlo @amy_garlo]

Gonna kms if Belly’s in Mexico when Conrad gets to Paris

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

[t. ⋆˚꩜｡ @cottrillcain]

jeremiah basically admitting the proposal was a test for belly to see if she still loved conrad was also fucking crazy.

[REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc]

When taylor swift and travis kelce get married their names will both be Taylor Lautner 🥹❤️

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

i’m always saying this