Amy Hayner

🤷🏼‍♂️🎬🎮 previously @darealamyhayner

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

I’m such a nasty bitch on the train 🤬

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

This kid next to me on the train keeps saying “dad isn’t the subway much faster than walking” over and over. yeah that’s the point you stupid fuck

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

Had to google how to spell “bachelors” when entering my highest level of education #revokemydegree

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

Guy returning me my wallet: “I’ll be in jeans and a black sweater”

Me: “I’ll be in a fur coat vaping”

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

My Sim’s outside in basically a thong planting peppers

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

I’m guilt following all these guinea pigs back on instagram

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

Can’t wait to get my woman hands on those lady Doritos

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

“Everybody clap your hands for depression” middle schooler I play overwatch with

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

My first shart scare of 2018

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

I’m so fucking cold

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

Can y’all re-add me on Animal Crossing 36237130642

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Happy Holidays.

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏾🎅🏿

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

Quite a spread 🎅🏽

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

Already anxious about traveling with a giant bag of Christmas presents through port authority on Saturday #sos

[Amy @DaRealAmyHayner]

Everyone follow me @amy_hayner this account is hacked and keeps retweeting shit I don’t post. Deleting it within a few weeks

[Amy Hayner @amy_hayner]

New account that doesn’t auto retweet right wing conspiracy theories >>> hey everyone