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dee jay

[amy @amy_hutton29]

here’s my take, no.4 is my main reason x

[Lazy @LazyJam]

I know there’s a lot of shit going on in the world atm BUT the move to that vacuum packed mince packaging seriously needs investigating

[Kira @kira_sofine]

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.
Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

I have lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. l've been to his apartment.
We've had dinner.
His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.

[parks @parkersity_9]

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

[St. Luke☽☾ 📀🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 viva la España @Rebel_Luke_]

When British people say "the other day," it could be anytime between yesterday and birth.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

okay but how FCKING elite was rearranging your room as a kid and suddenly it felt like a whole new place. you’d show your parents and they’d be like “wow very nice” and you’re standing there like FCK yes new room new me

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something.

[Caitlin @caitlinjmx]

Me as a Shepard in my year2 Nativity play #ImACeleb

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

[⛧ @Rainwontmiss]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[sam🎮 @sam_niac]

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.

[𝓝𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓼 @lushtrae]

Fast replies from the wrong people are annoying asf

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Forgetting to wear your perfume