Amy Lister

I see faces in inanimate objects. I consider myself to have excellent film knowledge. I have the bendiest hands.

[Amy Lister @amy_lister]

@AlexDMinton 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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It’s actually quite impressive how much @tfwrail commit to making sure not one train is ever on time. They really care about being the worst.

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@BillSimmons I fully respect your movie prowess, but asking if women like the film Warrior and deciding no? It’s Tom Hardy jacked up and shirtless. How was it even a question? Also it happens to be great, but that’s neither here nor there. #Rewatchables #TomHardlywearingclothes

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I will always watch Love Island (or till it gets shit like X Factor did) but it pisses me off to my very core the boys always get to go to Casa Amor (bar one series). It’s so unsubtle how they weight it to favour the boys having more fun. #sexistloveisland #LoveIsland

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@MaddieCx @twilightreborn @chrystiread 🤣

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@HelenGalibardy @DannyDeraney Oh my god I die! 😭❤️😫😍 It’s too much! What am I supposed to do now?!

[Amy Lister @amy_lister]

@chrystiread @bmstores 😡

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@doctorfollowill Please tell me this is about the Great British Bake Off new year special?

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Why does @VP wear someone else’s face? What’s he hiding? Zombie seems the obvious answer, but maybe there’s a little bitch under there?

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@AlexDMinton @realDonaldTrump That orange turd probably didn’t have it. I hope you’re right though, if we all wish upon a star, maybe he’ll pop his clogs. 🤞🏼🌟

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What’s the difference between Covid-19 @realDonaldTrump? One does not discriminate and has acted in an effective manner, the other is the US President.🤡

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@AlexDMinton @realDonaldTrump Didn’t bloody work though did it? 😡

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@AshyMalik I didn’t know how much I needed this. *Puts shoes on to see how alive the hills are with the sound of music*

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@OddNMacabre Super Nanny

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@OddNMacabre Would you like that gift wrapped?

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@AlexDMinton Are we not suffering enough?!!

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Just watched After Life 2: 2 funny 2 emotional (thats what the tag line should be)
What a wonderful show @rickygervais has created. ❤️ #afterlifeseason2

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@KarenKilgariff I excessively wish I’d heeded your warning that something was going to be super gross. As the old saying goes: “A chair in the eye makes the person die.” 🤮