cock

bulky but tender at heart

[hannah ✨ @hannahafcc]

run it back

[annalouev @annalouev]

courteeners at night and day sold out too quick and now i am feeling sad feelings

[cock @amy_lowcock]

@hc_mcfc can’t even get in to it so i’m guessing so

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

27.01.2026 🍋♥️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[𓆩 Cullen 𓆪 ~ DBD Creator Push @ItzzzCullen]

Me when I’m scared to open twitter to spoilers

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

[Loky @lokymann]

Night cold vs Morning cold

[sheik @SheikYGO]

can we all agree THIS is the most beautiful map Cod has ever released

[cock @amy_lowcock]

laughable

[®️ @UtdRom]

Current Status:

○ Single
○ In a relationship
● Waiting for Ruben Amorim football

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Garnacho scored But Chelsea lost

[Johnnyred🇾🇪 @thegaffer1969]

Wait a minute...

[Bryan Mbeumo @BMbeumo19]

When you are comfortably sat in the @EurostarUK and someone goes "Sorry I think this is my spot"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Every chance I get:

[Ryan Haber @Itshaber]

So you've got:

James Trafford - Chose to come back to City over being a starter at Newcastle, for them to buy a world class GK 2 weeks later and him be benched

Wissa - Bought for £50m in the last year of his contract, for him to tear his ACL and likely not play this season at all. £50m literally down the drain.

Buonanotte - Mentioned how excited he was to play UCL football, initially left out of Chelsea's UCL squad.

Wirtz - 150m with 0 goals, 0 assists so far

Isak - Missed out on weeks of football, made the NUFC fan base hate him, possibly cost Sweden multiple games because he wasn't match fit for them

But yes, Benjamin Sesko is clearly the worst signing here. 2 goals in 4 starts in the PL so far, looking better every game, is clearly the worst signing here because *checks notes* he signed for Manchester United?

Shocking and lazy journalism.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7

[MC @UtdMicah]

What a strike from Garnacho to be fair, nearly his first goal for Chelsea

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Sleeping without an alarm or without plans: