a month ago i was drinking this delicious hot chocolate in the marais amd every single person was in love with me and now my life is shit and im addicted to tuna which is exactly how the passage of time works.
people throw around the word “diva” a lot but you can’t get more diva than trying to pull a gun off a soldier during martial law while wearing black leather and a chic turtleneck
No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about