Amy Morrison

DO, MPH ~ OB/GYN loading

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

Hungry 👏🏼 dogs 👏🏼 run 👏🏼 faster. Matched my #1 choice today. I’M GOING TO BE AN OB/GYN Y’ALL

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

Then -> Now

Here for anyone who’s looking for light at the end of the tunnel.

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

@AdenaZadourian Congratulations!!!!

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

@kali_juracek YESSSS love love love this ❤️ congratulations!!!

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

@scjpeek I’m so sorry, Sarah. Wishing you the best of luck tomorrow

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

@holly1997yollh Not ortho, but as someone who’s now two years out from going unmatched, it does get better and you will find your place in medicine. Stick with those who also got bad news yesterday and whatever you wind up doing this year go in open minded and give it your all

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

I wish I had a time lapse of all my Black Friday purchases piling up in my living room while I work 100 hours this week

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

@sasstronomical The residents are feeling the same way, as are the faculty of any program you want to end up at. Hopeful you find a supportive training home, sounds like the specialty could use you

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

@asmelillomd @l_deliberto Doc:

When states start to ban ORIFs, then you’ll understand our frustration.

A “6 week” abortion ban is only 4 weeks post-fertilization. There’s nothing flexible about that. Happy to share examples of women who’ve lost their lives or fertility, while we all lose our autonomy

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

@yeoldethotticus @MothNessMonster @KentuckyEntwife @BilgeEbiri Hi popping in to correct some well-intentioned misinformation. Ablation does not treat endometriosis, it treats abnormal bleeding from intrauterine conditions. Endometriosis is outside the uterus, and if your surgeon sees it during the salpingectomy they can burn it away :)

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

Life expectancy of US females is ~80 so I have about 12 more presidential elections and 50 World Series and at this point I genuinely don’t think I’ll ever get to see a female president or a padres championship. If democracy dies, can’t I at least enjoy America’s pastime?

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

The burnout leaving my body whenever someone goes “wait you’re really a doctor???” at a party

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

Residency is working 80 hr/wk for the last month then being so tired you fall asleep in the airport and almost miss your flight

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

Steep price to pay for the privilege of growing up in America’s finest city….but I’d still take it over LA any day ;)

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

I fear I’m gonna have to start rooting against Buffalo sports bc I don’t want to be the only team left standing with a 3-generation championship drought

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

I think it says a lot about the Padres and forgiveness that, even after having Dodgers fans throw things at them from the bleachers, they continue hitting balls into the bleachers for Dodgers fans to throw at them.

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

Petco looks electric. Can’t remember the last time I was homesick but definitely feeling it now 🤎💛

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

This is infuriating. Tua seemingly has no one in his corner who either understands or cares enough about the cumulative impact of head injuries to get him to retire. & this former player with a huge platform used it this week to detract from one of the only tools we have to help

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Oh no Tua.

🙏🏼

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

Shoutout to every history teacher in the US who now has to lesson prep on the endless historical examples of using xenophobia to capitalize on economic insecurity at the detriment of immigrants/minorities

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@parisrae13 @anna_lizard

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@AaronTheWitcher That’s nice. I’m not a nurse.

[Amy Morrison @amy_mor]

Answered the phone “Hi, this is Amy with surgery” for the very last time today. This time last year, I never could’ve imagined how bittersweet it feels. But next time I’m returning a page, I’ll be “Amy with GYN” and that is a dream come true.