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[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[amy @amy_perhaps]

@alli_connot can’t relate lol

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

South Dakota has launched a campaign to combat meth.

With this new logo.

https://t.co/u5l7HF7mK9

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

"It’s OK if you say no, but will you go to prom with me?" the Roosevelt High School senior asked into the microphone at the Sioux City rally Thursday. https://t.co/1xgs4QQZkI

[claire :,) @clair3christine]

me n beto rejecting me 😍😍 @BetoORourke it’s okay. if i lived iowa, i would caucus for you any day

[zoe kazan @zoeinthecities]

what they are doing to @AOC is not just designed to shame her. it is designed to shame all young women into thinking they should not/could not run for office—that old videos or pictures or rumors of them would surface, that they could never dress/act/speak unimpeachably enough...

[amy @amy_perhaps]

@Gaberinoo candied strawberries

[Abe @amateuredge]

@benshapiro @prestonjbyrne What if - hear me out here - not every policy needs to be morally equivalent to the policies of the worst mass murderers in history in order to be morally reprehensible?

[eaJ¹ᐟ @eaJPark]

Spain = Avengers
Ronaldo = Thanos
That is all.

[xavier @xvvvier]

friendships that be like “you paid for that so i’ll buy these” are the best. can’t fw people who be on that “nahh u owe me $2.37”

[Ryan Sesselman @RyanSesselman]

She’s tough. But she’s worth it

[amy @amy_perhaps]

@brady_grapevine stfu you’ll get a 6

[syd @sydneyrauu]

Friendly reminder that servers make like $4 an hour so please always leave a tip 🙃

[amy @amy_perhaps]

@carlgaron02 i believe in you

[Naqib Valani @naqibv]

Formulas to remember:

MPC + MPS = My Macro Score

#APmacro

[amy @amy_perhaps]

retweet jc drinking milk for a 5 on your ap macro exam #APecon #APmacro

[Laura Bullock @laura_leigh_b]

My #apushexam score is about to be the same as the number of years William Henry Harrison was in office.

[amy @amy_perhaps]

@LaRenHoltman Someone made a fake account posting on memes that people’s scores have been cancelled 😂