Amy

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@bluey_1984 @TabitaSurge @alicenavarro @laurahyde87 @annarhysjones This is hilarious

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@JeremyVineOn5 no one discusses the integrity and honesty of people in other professions so why on earth is there even a discussion that teachers won’t give correct student assessments? #JeremyVine #neu #TeacherAssessments #sats #teachers #teachers_respect

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@hannah__bluey @MrBoothY6 Thanks but I was looking for Broccoli Boy - wring boy!

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@nxcare Hi I’ve just tried to get on the coach I’ve booked and myself and 4 others weren’t allowed on because there were not enough seats.
Please could I request a refund.

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

"One lump or two dear?"
Sandy Toksvig or Mrs Doubtfire?! @BBCTwo #qi #lookalike #sandytoksvig #mrsdoubtfire

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

Social media - Created because procrastination is more fun than work!
#teacher #halfterm #HalfTermHolidays #teachertrouble #procrastination #work #workfromhome #saturday #socialmedia #tweettweet

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

You know you're in Hove when the youths outside of Tesco are sharing a bottle of San Pellegrino rather than a stolen bottle of Frosty Jacks! #Hove #HoveActually #middleclass #kidstoday #fridaynight

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@GD10 Gareth: I have a hilarious tweet
*tumble weed*
Amy: I have no idea what this means

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

When you've got to get the rail replacement and you're stuck in Redhill @McDonalds AKA a landfill site #McDonalds #cleanupneeded #southernrail

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@MrsPhilPerry Eat your heart out Martine McCutcheon!

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@JoeGarner2 @GD10 @guildfordrugby Muh! He's still a bore

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

Want to binge watch some @OITNB on @NetflixUK but why the hell do I have to listen to the awful theme tune each time?! #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@GD10 My bad. Ran out of characters.

Rugby

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@GD10 I'm sure you'll find something mundane to tweet about, like you normally do.
For example, your amateur and somewhat misguided opinions on r

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

What a hunk! @GD10 #wales #welshman #thatfacedo 😍

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@GD10 You loves it you slag!

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@GD10 ENGLAND!

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@beefeatergrill in Godalming 'not serving food' on a Saturday afternoon! Poor form!

[Amy @amy_sheppie]

@GD10 Blah blah blah