Need an extended cut of The Odyssey where more weapons keep dropping from the ceiling for Pattinson to point out to the other suitors. “The nunchucks!! The Glock, get the Glock!”
I would simply not tie up my national identity in a national sport I was absolutely shit at. The Irish have wisely chosen to be obsessed with two sports that nobody else plays
going from full time work to uni rather than the more conventional other direction has made me appreciate how unique a time it is for ppl even more. you will never get that combo of free time, lack of responsibility, romantic/platonic options, independence etc etc ever again