Amy Skinner

is Twitter still a thing?

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

@Lowes Hey thanks, but you should probably inform your customer service reps about this. After an hour of waiting, and your systems not even FINDING my order, I was told the stores absolutely would not take this back as a return because it's past 90 days.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

@Lowes great job delivering me a broken toilet and since the world has kind of been on lockdown and projects haven't really gone to plan I'm really glad to see you're sticking to the 90 day return policy and leaving me to deal with your mistake after an hour on the phone.

[Tim geekitarian.bsky.social @geekitarian]

@amy_skinner Oh my h*ck. I just realized. Your dad is actually Principal Skinner.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

#GoogleCSSI #octothorpechallenge

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

@geekitarian #octothorpe

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

100% recycled pet. Here I thought all dogs went to heaven.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

Apparently in 2017 we no longer have sporks, but foons.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

I just had a 40 lb bag of dog food delivered to my door. I feel like I'm doing 2017 correctly.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

"GPS says well arrive at 1:43am. Let's just drive straight through."
"But that's without any stops..."
"Let's just buy depends!"

😂😂😂

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

This has risen to No. 1 on the Christmas list. https://t.co/1Jb5QVTz0r

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

I'm just a girl in a sheep sweater. Awkwardly waving.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

Baby carrots DO NOT replace doughnuts.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

John Jaso’s cycle in all its glory. https://t.co/zw5iRmd6iJ

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they're really good at it.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

Patented weird scale.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

Wednesday learnings: cats have sneaky farts.

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

Tuesday blues. #palebluedot #perspective #topicoftheday #ourGodisbigger

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

Santa lives in Norway and Christmas is Cancelled https://t.co/7DlcJGIMKR

#mysecondtweet #twitterforCMandomthoughts #Witzelsucht

[Amy Skinner @amy_skinner]

Joined May 2010.... First tweet 4 years, 4 months later. Next tweet scheduled for December 2018. Stay tuned. #myfirstTweet