Amy Vande

Lover of Jesus and beards. Music Junkie. Mom. Possessor of wanderlust. Part-time writer. My friends call me Lefty... I'm just a hippie with a bitchy side.

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

This amuses me.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Who let all these people into my basement?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Science. (That’s it. That’s the tweet. Pass it on).

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

Science doesn’t know—@realDonaldTrump

[Raw Story @RawStory]

White House science office celebrates Trump ‘ending’ the COVID-19 pandemic — as US hits new record cases https://t.co/eNNiKwHIc1

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

@humansofny you’re killing me!!! Such good stories...Vickys in the diner!!!

[Star Wars @starwars]

Make your voice heard.

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

Just over here waiting for my invite to @gwenstefani and @blakeshelton wedding...

[Amir Arison @AmirArison]

Have you voted? Like if yes.
RT if you still need to.

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

@chippetree Yes...exactly...preach

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I’m confused. Has Donald Trump been vowing to make suburban neighborhoods safe from Mr. Rogers?

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

@realDonaldTrump Yes...when you, Lord Voldemort, are defeated once and for all...

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

Starting my morning with @Brent_Cobb and it’s better than coffee

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

It's easy to scare people in a haunted house if they're already afraid before entering. Just like it's easy to get people to believe everything they read or hear if they're already living in fear. The scariest shit this Halloween season is a lack of critical thinking and reason.

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

@realDonaldTrump I mean, do you know yourself?

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

Definitely has a mute button!!

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

CHIPS AND DIP. VOTE!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

BEANS AND CORNBREAD. VOTE!

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

So let me get this straight...people have died alone and families weren’t even allowed to have funerals because of COVID, but @realDonaldTrump got his own parade? #TrumpVirus #COVID19

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

I’ve spent more on @ChrisStapleton tickets and mercy than Trump pays in taxes. #TaxFraudTrump

[Baily Jones @bailyjjones]

I’ve spent more on @USAquarium merch than Trump pays in Taxes. #TaxFraudTrump #taxfacts

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

@realDonaldTrump Dude...it’s a pandemic...you didn’t take seriously and now you’re hospitalized....I wouldn’t call this going well...

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

@mandystlpd People are ruuuude

[Amy Vande @amy_vande]

Dearest @chrissyteigen,
I hope you know that this isn’t your fault...you don’t deserve this. God isn’t punishing you because your beliefs are different than others; that’s not who He is. You are a great mom.
Psalms 34:18 God is close to the broken-hearted.