Amy 🖤

Solicitor, coffee drinker, marathoner, classical music geek, sub-par pianist, Bodhi's mama. Love to run 🏃‍♀️and love to SUP 🏄‍♀️❤️

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Don't touch my Hair - A Haiku

Please, don't touch my hair,
Please, don't fucking touch my hair,
Please, don't touch my hair...

-End-

@EmmaDabiri #naturalhair #donttouchmyhair

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@supertanskiii The lack of government involvement in the coronation is to do with how unpopular the government is rn, but again Starkey wants to do the racism with all his chest 🙄

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@jdahall We displayed birthday cards up on the piano. The birthday cards were seemingly disappearing - we got the screw driver out and opened up the piano and found my toddler had been posting the cards into the piano 🥴

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@IanDunt Absolute dogs breakfast state of this 😂

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@clair_cains @MartinSLewis It was a long time ago I went to uni and I had a gap year between finishing law school and starting my training as a solicitor and I got so much more out of it. I had a job at the end of it to go to and I had more money. Gap year post degree are massively underrated.

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@ronkelawal If I speak,they will say I am speaking...

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@JohnHyde1982 My dad - he's a retired pilot and very particular about transport safety he used to nag us to read the safety notices on just about every mode of transport and study the fire escape route in hotels.

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@jellymalin If planning on breastfeeding- nipple shields and pack them in the hospital bag
Velcro swaddle bag. I thought I was being clever buying very expensive muslins to swaddle and unless you can wrap them in those in 1 secs like the midwives, baby will not like those!

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@SizweDhlomo Smaller the space and the more stuff you have,the harder it is to keep tidy?

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@andy_murray 😭😭

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@MelissaKahn7 So many but in the lense of parenting:

1. That children don't/shouldn't have bodily autonomy.

2. Behaviours that support the notion that children should be "seen not heard" and in public spaces that aren't playgrounds are pretty much held to behavioral standards of adults.

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@RawiriJames @DrProudman Mr Johnson with all his kids and literally becoming a father to more kids whilst PM and the BBC never carried this headline with him 🫥

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@DrProudman My husband read me this headline and my eyes rolled so far back I don't think they'll return for some time 🙄🙄🙄

[Sinéad Harnett @SineadHarnett]

retweet if you think there should be an RnB festival in the UK

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@grimmers Sure,why not!?

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@clhubes My husband made up fake baby products that didn't exist whilst we were in those newborn trenches and all of them sounded like amazing things that I immediately needed but also didn't actually exist 😭

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@hansmollman Find the individuals who colleagues have given problematic and inappropriate nicknames and go from there it would seem 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@thepisceanaura I'm so so sorry- I'm really upset, are you upset with me? - Cancer

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@PregnantScrewed I'm really can't wait for election night when this lots majority is obliterated although unfortunately I think the Henley seat will probably remain Tory smh 🤡

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@vicderbyshire Yes - my bestie is a teacher and the amount of extra work they do unpaid is absolutely galling

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@Rude_Astrology My 2 year old is my fave capricorn but my word he exhausts me 😭