amy🌱

(oxford) comma enthusiast || they/them

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

hot girl summer is over it’s time for grand theft autumn

[sof @swarkness]

when u recommend a tv show to someone and they say "oh i don't have disney+ (or whatever streaming site it's on)" like oh my god... is the art of piracy really that lost or are people just stupid

[syd🪻 @sydfishie]

Finally renovated the raven cycle shrine. I have never been normal ab anything ever i fear.

[moons ✶ @acdkinnie]

i actually think that andrew became an exy legend after their match with the ravens, they had taken 150 shots on goal and he only missed 13 of them. blocking 137 shots in one match is insane

[TILLY ☻ @VAMPASTAS]

its time to do it now and do it loud
killjoys, kiss some boys

[amy🌱 @amyapplepi]

@ChloInTheFlesh 🔫

[amy🌱 @amyapplepi]

@ChloInTheFlesh I'm 357 though 😭😭😭😭

[martha 𓊝 @corduroycleric]

Cell Block Tango from Chicago but with all the women in Greek myth who murdered their husbands, I would like to see it

[Motherfolk 5e @motherfolkmusic]

no i’m not bread but I feel like i’m toast

[M @M00gata]

@sillyabtspiders Not a groomer….. just a loser

[angie 🫧🐬 @ih8petewentz]

this is why i fuck with take this to your grave so much

[mysillycomics | Silly Sturgeon Plush @mysillycomics]

succumb to the cranberry bog

[Bunni à Deux ♡Ⴟ 🍓 @folielovebot]

this storys getting old??? a homewrecker with a heart of gold?? KEEP YOU LOCKED UP IN THE TRUNK OF MY MIND??? KE-KE-KEEP TALKING KEEP THIS ALIVE?????????

[laura🌿🦋 @folieuhhdeux]

it’s not me, it’s you; actually it’s the taxidermy of you and me. untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me, i’m just a racehorse on a track, send me back to the glue factory. i always thought i’d float away and never come back, but i’ve got enough miles on my card to

[amy🌱 @amyapplepi]

@ChloInTheFlesh ?

[Yan 🌼 Christ ² Campaigner @MJJoyceCrowley]

I do appreciate Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett who read about the Serpent of Eden in the Bible and said: oh he's just some funky lil guy actually. And in love with his best friend. Who is an angel. And is also very much NOT cishet.

Like props to them.

[amy🌱 @amyapplepi]

@fennelvenus diagnosed with chronic little guy syndrome

[rachel ♡ @stumphomatic @stumphclubs]

when we all wake up tomorrow pavlove will be on spotify

[ali ^_−☆ @kittyjoestar]

@ih8petewentz A TWENTY-SEVENTH PLANE HAS HIT FOBTWT