branda

it pees when i burn

[branda @amybcheng]

I just realized all my New York friends are theater kids and all my LA friends are lawyers

[branda @amybcheng]

@GovParsonMO Marcellus Williams’ blood will be on your hands if you don’t stop his execution tomorrow. The family of the victim, the prosecution, the jury - no one wants the death penalty. Your voicemail is full but I’m hoping that you realize the world is watching.

[branda @amybcheng]

.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute
@innocence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24. https://t.co/ylYGaAFygm

[branda @amybcheng]

@charli_xcx your 360 screening was iconic but your team ran out of membership cards can you send me one !!!

[branda @amybcheng]

I went to the silver lake Trader Joe’s on a Saturday I should be given a medal of honor

[branda @amybcheng]

@TotallyMelody

[branda @amybcheng]

mom asked me to buy weed for my dad because he’s addicted to ambien. look how the turn tables

[branda @amybcheng]

this is so me coded

[tara @proletarat]

My sister has an original eames chair and this is how she uses it

[branda @amybcheng]

@ditavonbre No torso movement whatsoever

[branda @amybcheng]

I am trying so hard to resist getting the new Zelda game bc I know I will become obsessed for the next few months

[branda @amybcheng]

remembering when my crush said i would do great as a contestant on love is blind

[branda @amybcheng]

Best birthday gift was learning that I am a London 10

[branda @amybcheng]

@dripothee Point made

[branda @amybcheng]

I’ve decided the sluttiest thing a man can wear is a mohair cardigan

[branda @amybcheng]

Got asked what i put in my overnight oats by my male barista w a beard. Whorish behavior for Easter sunday

[branda @amybcheng]

unexpectedly being a for-hire dancer has let me experience a bunch of things i never would have otherwise, like bat mitzvahs and weddings in italian restaurants

[branda @amybcheng]

this king was pouring shots for me at 3pm

[branda @amybcheng]

once again i am working for j*se c**rv*

[branda @amybcheng]

@gruvydhruvy Big Nut

[branda @amybcheng]

@gruvydhruvy This is hilarious