amy b

go rams

[jonah @JonahGraber]

i heard they call it midtown bc your boyfriend works there…

[hailey 💌 @barzy28]

too many men on the ice

[Victoria @fakehockeyteam]

It's just Connor David now mackinnon took the mc in the sweep

[amy b @amybivv]

#GoAvsGo #FindAWay The real Bernie !! @Avalanche

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

With every crab Rangoon that I consume, my power grows stronger

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

what kinda name is "seabiscuit". that name sucks so bad. a biscuit in the sea would get real soggy. crumble everywhere. hardly a name for a champion horse if u ask me

[justin @farringt0n]

are u gonna eat ur pickle

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs of the combined Taco Bell Pizza Hut!!!

[amy b @amybivv]

@FUCKraisiins @zakanna11 we’re cute

[amy b @amybivv]

#OneBiteContest #onebitekrazykarls @BarstoolCSU @KrazyKarlsPizza 🍕🍕🍕

[javeigh @javeigh]

Nobody:

White college boys: I’m gonna play devils advocate real quick

[Joel Marker @Jmarker16]

Girl’s checklist for a successful classtime:

Put their airpods away
Lay 7-13 multicolor pens on their desk
Shop for shoes on Amazon
Lean back and like Instagram pictures
Text people loudly from their Mac
Look at wedding rings on Pinterest
Knock over their hydroflask

[Andrew Michaan @AndrewMichaan]

followed this man in traffic for a very long time & got none of the answers i wanted

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me:

my dad: u check the oil in that thing?

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

cashier: how are u
me: good
*comes back 3 hours later*
i lied, Sharon. im still sad that zayn left one direction