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[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

5 year old logic:
A campground is when you go to a camp and play with the ground.

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

Think of how awful this world would be if your blink muscles were paralyzed. #begrateful

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

1: Oh that’s what that ringing was! I thought I had that eye ringing thing... or ear ringing.
2: Yeah you should see if you have tendinitis, it’s a thing with your ears!
1: Oh okay thanks!
2: Wait nvm tendinitis is the thing you get when you get stabbed with rust.

I’m WORRIED

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

PSA the stars are GORGEOUS tonight ✨

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

@hannah_marie32 You are beautiful, never believe anything else! Love you 💛

[Kaelyn Pourron @kaelynpourron]

This is wilddd Rt if u have one ... I gotta know if this is real

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

A client gave a compliment the other day, following that compliment that client also told me that she stole an elephant from the Timonium circus(?) and road on its back it down York Rd. feeding it peanuts.

Currently just questioning the validity of that compliment.

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

@samanthamatkins *Amy and EVERY OTHER PERSON YOU KNOW

[Baseballer @TheBsblr]

relief pitchers leaving the bullpen like... 😂 https://t.co/pJ9pE7fbfi

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

No one:

Me: accidentally falls knee deep into a koi pond

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

Did realize how annoyed I was today until I started cussing at a vacuum, how’s everyone else’s day going?

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

**weeks

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

Today was definitely one of those just put on a happy face, fake it till you make it kinda days...

[amy meade @amybo_bamy]

@EliteTweetThief When Cookie Monster wasn’t required to eat vegetables