Universal credits 2020 - Go buy lip filler, go get your nails done, go get your lashes done, go get your brows done fuck it throw in a sesh and some new trainers, then feed your kid of smart price fish fingers and spaghetti hoops all week. Scruffy cunts
New employer asked for a recent bank statement for proof of address today. First transaction reference “dildo queen” few down “slag” further down “cock gobbler” buzzing.
“I’m having an early night” 2:22am and I’m sat thinking about the Morrison’s brecky I’m going to inhale at 10am... forever a fat cunt for a bit of bacon and hash browns