Amy Chance

makeup artist

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In hind sight, we should have let strippers join the actors union. Then CEOs might care about the strike.

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@patrickrowland3 HAHHAHAHAH where did you even get that phone?? 😂

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them:
you’ve made your bed, now lie in it.

me:

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Dennis Rodman still looks better in a skirt than I do.

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Uh… ya think???

[KTLA @KTLA]

Claremont residents are concerned after a family of bobcats moved into a resident’s backyard. The wild cats haven’t caused any trouble yet, but residents are worried they could become a threat.

https://t.co/MiXSkf3M0T

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@CayleHunter @joe_sheehan From one sports fan to another… No more tax payer funded venues!! Period.

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@KD_BANG ♋️ problems!

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@BuffaloDan01 😂

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@busblog

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@KD_BANG Woo triplets

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@RonFilipkowski California is 1 of 2 donor states that actually gives back to the federal government. We also provide the country with most of their fruits and veggies, made possible by the hard work of our immigrant population. Dumbass.

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Pretty bad when you can’t wait to breathe the fresh air of LAX

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@jeremypopscene Well duck an a!

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@Mikel_Jollett never felt so seen.

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Is it super gross outside, or is NYC just filled with boyfriend air?

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I can’t believe Al Pacino AND Robert Deniro both have babies on the way DURING A WRITERS’ STRIKE.
I have comedy blue balls.

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@rainnwilson Duh

[Christopher Barnard @chbarnard]

sometimes i really did just see a text

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@RonFilipkowski Or perhaps we could honor those who have served our country by having one Memorial Day, but having freedom and equality everyday?

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@busblog You’ve got my address boo