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21 || lover of garlic and garage

[amy x @amycolliedog]

boomtown innit

[amy x @amycolliedog]

@marksandspencer I’m doing my biannual tweet fighting for rosy noses to come back. i will buy the whole stock. please bring them back. i need them back.

[ross🜏 @deeprossed]

If you're voting with the intention of "Protecting women", listening to them is a good place to start.

[amy x @amycolliedog]

one thing about me is if there’s a margarita on the menu i’ll get the margarita

[amy x @amycolliedog]

it was in that moment that levi posted those tweets #theapprentice

[amy x @amycolliedog]

@gmbarnard22 felt this way about wunderhorse lowkey bc they supported backseat lovers pretty quickly then became huge like a year later, then discovered Harry’s mum is Kim Wilde and it all made sense

[THE MORTAL THOR LAWYER @ThorLawyer]

how it feel to main a character the marvel rivals devs love.

[amy x @amycolliedog]

@wuoxen @stealblade_ nah you’re right but it was so fun to do, it was just stupidly broken haha

[amy x @amycolliedog]

@wuoxen @stealblade_ god i miss the beyblade, it was so op so it HAD to be removed but god do i miss it

[amy x @amycolliedog]

now it’s 2026, i’m sending out an appeal that it’s time for @marksandspencer to bring these back. i bought this milkshake about 3 times a week i stg. no percy pigs will ever top rosy noses. i crave both them daily

[amy x @amycolliedog]

no bigger fear then not being able to find your indoor cat when a window has been open. honest to god i thought i was going to throw up just for her to be under a random bag that i have no idea how she got under

[amy x @amycolliedog]

@gmbarnard22 mate 😭😭

[amy x @amycolliedog]

@Dominos_UK i just want cinni dippers man please please please

[amy x @amycolliedog]

@Dominos_UK but the deals brother, i need to see the deals

[amy x @amycolliedog]

you. why can’t i order pizza on the app or online. please.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

which team is already cooked

[amy x @amycolliedog]

@sarahst02xx i eat as loud as a fucking horse i’d love to know what it’s like to eat quietly

[amy x @amycolliedog]

aw here it’s 2am and world war 3 has broke out, all my friends are asleep ffs

[amy x @amycolliedog]

i saw a cow fish at the aquarium yesterday and had to tell my boyfriend all the lore about cheese and now he loves him @taylorndean

[amy x @amycolliedog]

i am sick of pistachio, i hate pistachio leave me alone please. when will the flavour of the year be rhubarb. that’s what i want

[amy x @amycolliedog]

shouted at a lad who was trying to mosh by himself and didn’t get the idea that nobody around him wanted to yesterday and i feel like i did the entire world a favour