Amy

your local soaked oats bitch
she/her

[drew @hydratedangel]

watching my door dasher on the lil map get closer to my house

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

It’s not going to happen!

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

If Trump is able to change the constitution and run for a 3rd term, I know someone eligible for a 3rd term as well.

[kie @criminalplaza]

this is what clocking out feels like

[oracle @visceralscenery]

it's not a moral thing for me i'm just like how do you guys have time for 8 boyfriends

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on.

Trump voters with preexisting conditions are out there crying now because they JUST realized Obamacare *is* the Affordable Care Act?!?

The Affordable Care Act they just voted to repeal cuz they were good thanks to… OBAMACARE?!?

Are you fucking kidding me???

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[Booker @RealBookerScott]

And you thought things couldn't get stranger.

A man is walking around Nasville, going in honky tonks with no skull. They wouldn't let him smoke at the hospital, so he checked himself out.

Things are pretty strange.

[drew @hydratedangel]

moderator: you have 1 minute

trump

[Orisha Franklin @bigbaydavis]

They said nobody isolates more than the oldest daughter that knows no one is coming to save her

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

ALRIGHT WRAP THEM FIREWORKS UP

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my friend's Me on my
Birthday birthday:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you got a lot to say but being silent is the best option

[Anchorage Daily News @adndotcom]

OPINION: You can pass through Midtown Anchorage, but you can’t leave its complicated truths behind https://t.co/RLCRyEhR09

[The Alaska Democratic Party @TheAlaskaDems]

‼️ANCHORAGE RESIDENTS‼️

Ballots for the Anchorage  mayoral runoff are being mailed APRIL 30th! If you want to help us #BeatBronson we need your support, so don’t forget to return your ballot and help us win!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“fuck this job”
*goes to work*