It seems I'm a modern Video Game, but then again, aren't we all?
Whatever you were thinking of doing during 2023, but were to afraid: Do it. Do it for the plot.
Some weeks ago I found a ladybug crawling on my shoulder, and I decided to rehome it on my massive basil plant.
I think it might have the best winter of it's life ♡
It looks super happy running around on the plant ᵔ◡ᵔ
I can only aspire to reach this level of script writing genius, but in the meantime, I'm praying this scene will be widely used in acting classes all over the globe
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.
Most of the time I mindlessly type out my answers. But then once in a while, a unicorn counterparty emerges who did some reasoning & reading, and I want to go:
"First of all, I'm impressed, and I'd be willing to grab a cup of coffee with you. Which says a lot - I only drink tea"
I'm starting to find random dead wasps in my room. I never saw or heard them in here while they were alive.
So I have this sneaking suspicion I've been adopted by a random spider who, much like a cat, is bringing me spoils since I clearly don't know how to hunt&survive on my own
Yeees! My pain has subsided a little! Maybe I can even sleep a little! And I only needed to swallow down an entire day's worth of painkillers -in one go- for this beautiful bliss ♡
I only miss my ex when I need a proper, good old fashioned, torturous physio-squeeze-down of my shoulders. He had crafty hands of torturer that one. The inquisition would be proud