Amy

Actor | Turtle | Bike Demon

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[Amy @amydaae]

Don't even bother kidnapping me if you're not using ʜᴏsᴛᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ©. You clearly have no professional integrity.

[Amy @amydaae]

I never expected religion to find me on a dating app

[Amy @amydaae]

Officially a ScandinAlien •☆▪︎°☆•.○

[Amy @amydaae]

It seems I'm a modern Video Game, but then again, aren't we all?

Whatever you were thinking of doing during 2023, but were to afraid: Do it. Do it for the plot.

[Austen Marie 💚 @AustenMarieTV]

The modern day Curse of Sisyphus is just redownloading dating apps

[Amy @amydaae]

Some weeks ago I found a ladybug crawling on my shoulder, and I decided to rehome it on my massive basil plant.

I think it might have the best winter of it's life ♡

It looks super happy running around on the plant ᵔ◡ᵔ

[Amy @amydaae]

I can only aspire to reach this level of script writing genius, but in the meantime, I'm praying this scene will be widely used in acting classes all over the globe

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Amy @amydaae]

Most of the time I mindlessly type out my answers. But then once in a while, a unicorn counterparty emerges who did some reasoning & reading, and I want to go:

"First of all, I'm impressed, and I'd be willing to grab a cup of coffee with you. Which says a lot - I only drink tea"

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

A healthy partner wants to meet your needs.

They listen to your requests, and don't shut down feedback.

Signs Of Receptive Partners:

[Amy @amydaae]

I'm starting to find random dead wasps in my room. I never saw or heard them in here while they were alive.
So I have this sneaking suspicion I've been adopted by a random spider who, much like a cat, is bringing me spoils since I clearly don't know how to hunt&survive on my own

[Amy @amydaae]

Apparently I've got the whole Ronja Røverdatter thing going on, and I've never received a better compliment in my life

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[Amy @amydaae]

Yeees! My pain has subsided a little! Maybe I can even sleep a little! And I only needed to swallow down an entire day's worth of painkillers -in one go- for this beautiful bliss ♡

[Amy @amydaae]

I only miss my ex when I need a proper, good old fashioned, torturous physio-squeeze-down of my shoulders. He had crafty hands of torturer that one. The inquisition would be proud

[Amy @amydaae]

My shoulder/neck-pain is killing meeeeeeᴇᴇᵉᵉᵉǝǝ

[Amy @amydaae]

Person: Want to come over and listen to CDs?
Me: Not really, no? Why do you even have a CD player?
Person: It's Tokio Hotel
Me: ... Intrigued

[Amy @amydaae]

"Is this conceivably as big as the yoghurt deal?"

ˢʷᵉᵉᵗʸ, ʰᵒʷ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵉ ᵃˢ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃʷᵈ ᵈᵃᵐⁿᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵍʰᵘʳᵗ ᵈᵉᵃˡ?

[Amy @amydaae]

Me being tiered somehow makes it worse... -.-"

[Amy @amydaae]

And so my week of sweet torture begins~

[Amy @amydaae]

♬ And I can't sleep again tonight ♫

[Amy @amydaae]

And I almost did a push-up and FINALLY received some praise for it!!!
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https://t.co/qLO19ec7Qb

[Amy @amydaae]

Mehehe
ᵐʸ ˢⁱˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏˢ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵈᵉᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ ^-^♡