Amy 🩷

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

We need a waxwork of Jane McDonald in Madame Tussaud’s. It’s long overdue

[Viktor (with a K) @ViktorOsasu]

Judith just won Destination X and my family erupted! 🎉

She had no advantages. No alliances. Was even ridiculed. Yet she still won.

Why? Character.

She was steady, kind and true to herself.
And that was enough.

Nice people still win.

#DestinationX #LifeLessons #Kindness

[finn💫 @finnualab_]

Dentists when they turn the Xray on

[Ty @TweetieeTy]

Who decided on this voting idea?

Martins life is hanging o the line.
Sonia's about to have her baby.
Phil was just about to end his life.

And you want me to vote who gets to sleep with Denise next?

#EastEnders

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Her name ain’t Judith Bernstein, I should know, I’m her stepmuvva.

And she’s about as JEWISH as a BACON SANDWIDGE

[Amy 🩷 @amyduignan2]

@the_traitors_ Where’s Kieth

[Bernard Oliver @boliver36]

Kendrick Lamar won Grammys.
Rapsody won a Grammy.
Doechii won a Grammy.
SZA won a Grammy.

A great night for me as a fan of their work.

[Amy 🩷 @amyduignan2]

@rosie_on_x On what? X

[Amy 🩷 @amyduignan2]

@rosie_on_x Joined what? X

[teen of sardines🐟 @BRATTYBARBl]

I still think about the fact Lionel Blair was 85 on Celebrity Big Brother and was delivering chaos like this

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

another series, after year of defending all the women no matter how evil they may be, we have to evict a man first folks! #BBUK

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

How I’m celebrating 4 decades of Lorraine Kelly

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

Trying to make small talk with my colleagues while in the office kitchen

[cas🧚‍♀️ @mooncines]

just woke up and remembered i’m not seeing oasis

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

If they ban smoking outdoors and we no longer have smoking areas in clubs where are we supposed to go when they play Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

Mum: WHO SOLD THE CAR?!

Me on my way to the Oasis reunion:

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Will always be grateful Vice gave us this moment between Liam Gallagher and a child

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[daffodil🪬 @BattenDaffodil]

Setting fire to the holiday inn in Rotherham and blocking the exits when there's potentially staff, children and innocent people inside doesn't make you a patriot. It makes you a murderous scumbag. Lowest of the low.

[shauna ミ☆ @uptonjareau]

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