eh me

former airport chili's enthusiast. current guy fieri fanatic.

[eh me @amyflano]

Bobby Flay just won a fried chicken bahn mi challenge and he ended the show with “let’s celebrate, drinks bahn mi” now I want to die

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’ https://t.co/giYse5M6R2

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Happy 4th of July everyone!!
Enjoy it!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

the final destination (2009)

here yall go, damn

[Southpaw @Southpaw]

"he's a cubs fan" ok then explain THIS

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Pope Leo XIV is the first pope to know exactly what Dave Matthews did on Aug. 8, 2004.

[eh me @amyflano]

@MattEurich He’s from the south side though…is he sure about that?!?

[Joseph S. Pete @nwi_jsp]

The new pope won't have any trouble finding his way around Italy. Being from Chicago, he's seen this map a thousand times.

[AARON @lidolmix]

new pope on trisha paytas’ birthday.. it’s actually getting ridiculous😭😭

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

I DON’T WANNA FEEL I DON’T WANNA CRY SO I’M GONNA DANCE UNTIL I FEEL ALRIGHT

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Travis Kelce ass was in Turkey getting his new wig when he shoulda been in rehearsal! That’s why yall getting y’all ass whooped!

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

If you're thinking of leaving my home without taking a cold seltzer for the road you got another thing coming, brother

[Christine Quinn @XtineQuinn]

Jeff Bezos’s wife strutting into the presidential inauguration in lingerie with her chesticles hoisted like NASA was launching them into orbit? Peak Selling Sunset season 2 energy… Cute outfit, sweetheart, but wrong place. And as for our favorite Lizardman, Mark Zuckerberg—his cold, dead eyes were locked on her cleavage like he was trying to program his next algorithm off it. WTF is going on America

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Y’all gotta understand that cloudy blue one was magical… special… one of a kind

[Nico_isnothere-anymore @AnymoreNico]

@Srirachachau Lynch love LA and spirit of old Hollywood more than anything in the world. Is insanely tragic how the same fires that are destroying the city that he love so much also kill him.