BestMomNever

[hennepinforpeople @hennepin4people]

Tara from Ward 13 is excited about the recommended layout for Hennepin Avenue!

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

@Plant_Daddie i love all the options!

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

To teachers everywhere, Thank You.
This is in your honor.

#Inauguration2021 #CelebratingAmerica #TimesLikeThese

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

omg. Foo Fighters, Black Pumas, Demi Lovato... and President Biden AND Vice President HARRIS! amazing.
#CelebratingAmerica

[Target News @TargetNews]

Our strong Q2 results are a testament to the Target team’s incredible work each day meeting our guests’ and communities’ needs. We couldn’t be prouder—watch the special message Brian and Target’s leaders shared with the team this morning:

[KSTP @KSTP]

MnDOT cameras show protesters have filled all lanes of 35W near Washington Avenue in Minneapolis. #GeorgeFloyd #KSTP #Protests #Minneapolis

[UNICORN RIOT @UR_Ninja]

#LIVE Day 6 of #GeorgeFloyd protests in #Minneapolis#StPaul https://t.co/BwqHjMrEAi

[Salwan Georges @salwangeorges]

Thousands of people march through downtown #Minneapolis protesting the death of #GeorgeFloyd @washingtonpost

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

#talesfromgraceland - shut-up-beavis edition...

in retrospect, i should have known that teaching the #boyo the medical term for butthole on the same day he did a project on the planets was not a good idea.

#hindsight #hineysight #uranus #noYOURanus #bestmomnever #science

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

#talesfromgraceland - #noshame edition...

#TSA now requires travelers to put any #food in a separate tray. you should have seen the agent's face when i pulled the #pancakes from my carry-on.

#wedontwastefood #snacks #momlife #travelwithchildren

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

#talesfromgraceland - you've got mail edition...

boyo, after i got the mail: what did we get, mama?
me: oh, just a bill for daddy
boyo: *exhales loudly* well, THAT can go right in the trash.

#ifonly #triedthatalready #workingtopaythebills

[Target News @TargetNews]

Say hello to Universal Thread, Target’s newest exclusive women’s lifestyle and denim brand: https://t.co/1N45eMpL86

[Target News @TargetNews]

Just in: $TGT posts comp sales growth of 3.4% in Nov-Dec 2017, updates Q4 guidance on stronger-than-expected holiday sales and provides an early look at 2018 expectations. More here: https://t.co/wivZHgSUdL

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

One of the most surprising parts of "Fire and Fury" is how Donald Trump accidentally started a national book club.

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

#talesfromgraceland - it's-all-about-balance edition...

my stomach hurts, so i know the #abworkout i did this morning rocked.

either that or the 1.75 #donuts and two #cookies i ate this afternoon aren't sitting well.

#itsatossup #momlife #fitness

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

#talesfromgraceland - kitchen edition...
#boyo & husband in the kitchen making pancakes, i hear the boyo: whisky, whisky, i'll do the whisky, i love whisky!

concerned about his love of whisky, but more excited about getting #whisky pancakes

#wisking #nowhisky #hopesdashed

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

#talesfromgraceland #truestory #marypoppins #chimchiminy

[CNN @CNN]

"Donald Trump is a very dangerous man. He does not belong in the presidency. ... I'm not going to support any member of the House or Senate who continues to support this President." - Richard Painter, former White House lawyer for George W. Bush https://t.co/K5uClS9wbx

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

#talesfromgraceland
may-i-have-your-attention edition

boyo: look how long my pee stream is, mama!
me, distracted: hmmm...
boyo: it could reach the ceiling!
me: what?? nonono no!

#momlife #bestmomnever #pottyhumor #thisis5 #payattentiontome

[BestMomNever @amygracebee]

@savegraded @RogueNASA #SaveGradEd