Amy Holmes

Robbie Williams is bigger than The Beatles

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

This is absolutely abhorrent

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

I love this man with my whole heart

[Coral @Coral]

Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎

48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue.

Bosh.

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

THIS TIME IN SAN JUAN MI HIJO

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

One of the unspoken joys of having a toddler, is that, even when they’re not there, you’ll still inevitably sit on a tiny and spiky toy cheetah.

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

I’ve just nearly vomited at ‘Scripmch!’. I am crying. #snluk

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

When did sun-dried tomatoes become ‘semi-dried tomatoes’? They are NOT as good. Thank you.

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

My 3yo kid has started counting the people he’s in a room with, and saying “we’re just [insert number of people here] guys, having fun!” and it’s, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest thing that’s ever happened in my life. Thank u x

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

@AvonandsomerRob Children have a right to exist in society, just as much as you do. Miserable.

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

I’ve read a lot of @lisajewelluk’s books, but nothing has ever destroyed me the way The Truth About Melody Browne did. Absolutely gorgeous and heartbreaking and life affirming.

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

Told my son his teddy might bring him now dreams, say, about fairies or rainbows. He misunderstood, and now thinks there is a “dream fairy” in his room, who he believes is an actual woman who means him harm.

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

@nativistconcern @Manifesttext What a pissy little crybaby reason to inexplicably hate all women. You are an abhorrent person.

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

💚

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

My heart would be so happy if Tom won 🥹 #ImACeleb

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

I’ve been saying it for years!!! Joe Wilkinson is HOT

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

Swifties are a different breed of person my GOD

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

@WorldFamousHot1 Almost hit my mum with their car?

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

I feel so unnecessarily responsible for people who fall asleep on the train. Sat here willing a man to wake up incase he didn’t plan to go all the way to West Kirby

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

Why are American people putting syrup and whipped cream in their water?

[Amy Holmes @amyhigx]

Pls give me podcast recommendations for a 4ish hour flight. For context I listen to Redhanded, Off Menu, Boys gone wild, Mike and Vittorio, ICMAP etc,

(This is my prayer to the holiday Gods that my son sleeps on the plane)

[Lillian @LillzTIL]

Something about ASDA just gives "you should not be buying your groceries from here" vibe... I can't explain it