Amy Mihalek

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

X marks the spot? I don’t know, I miss the bird and tweet tweet.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

I don’t know, I’m here for the 90’s attire and emo feelings.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

Garfield had Mondays right. Oh, and lasagna.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

My husband has never seen Seinfeld before and in our bathroom I have a Seinfeld reference sign, “Square to Spare”. He gets it now and I am so happy I don’t need to explain it to him anymore.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

@coconutxskins @HBO Oh, Girls for sure and Six Feet Under. GoT as well!

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

Next month is my birthday month. I celebrate my birthday all month long. Due to COVID, I wasn’t able to. My husband has NO IDEA what he is in for. ☘️

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

Grief sucks.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

@poetastrologers My damn self.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

I haven’t seen my BFF in over a month due to COVID and I am seeing her tonight and I AM AS EXCITED TO SEE HER AS SHE IS TO SEE 🌮

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

I’m getting tired of wearing glasses all the time to see like this is not fair.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Anybody else exhausted as hell these days?

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

How my pit bull Draco stares at me. This is love, my friends.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

Marriage is all about hyping my husband up when he shows me his new tools that he put in his new toolbox and I now know there is more than one type of hammer.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

I can’t style my hair like all these others on TikTok. Life is so unfair.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

Everyone keeps asking me what I want for Christmas? What is it that everyone wants? Weed. Lots o’ weed.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

@coconutxskins I love you as a parent because you gave birth to Ezra, who is a precious moon beam.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

I don’t know why people say marriage changes you. I am wine hungover and eating a sandwich over the sink. Same hot mess express over here.

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

@coconutxskins Do dogs count? If so, that loop has been thrown over me and dragged me to the fiery pits of HELL

[Amy Mihalek @amyhueber]

Listen @NHLFlyers, Friday’s game is the night before I get married so can I please have a win? @GrittyNHL help a girl out!

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

I’m so pleased and honored to announce that I’ve been named Employee of the Month at my house.