My barber was shaping up the hair on my neck and I flinched, he said “is it too sharp?” I said nah I’m ticklish and he didn’t speak to me for the rest of the trim looooool
Molly-mae and me are the same age, she’s just splashed 37,400.00 on a bracelet and I’m sat debating wether to transfer £10 from my savings to buy a maccies x
“Hey girl, is there any chance I can borrow your vaccination passport tonight please? I’m planning on going out with some mates. I’ll drop it back first thing tomorrow🤞🏼don’t worry if not x” 🤧
@MattHancock feel 4 u babe. same thing happened 2 me when i worked at build a bear workshop and everyone said i was great but then i got caught in the stock cupboard titting up steve from the tills. call me x x x
If I was on me deathbed and one of my grandkids started taking pictures of my hand for social media as I’m fading away I’d get one more little surge of energy to stand up and bait the bollox out of them