Amy Jay

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

What happens if my sister and I both marry men with more complicated last names than what we had growing up...

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

I changed my coffee grinder setting and it's been absolutely magical coffee since that change and I love that for me

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

Why did I wake up thinking I had to do a book report, on a book I didn't read, that's due today..?

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

@Melina818 Same shit different day haha still single but I bought a house! Still in Buffalo

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

@Melina818 timehop made me remember we were inseparable in college lol how's your life going?!

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

And that, my friends, is exactly why I don't ask for help.

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

At this point, the sounds can just come and get me

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

My cat genuinely loves me and that's all the karma I need

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

I will never understand why I need to make appointments when they're clearly optional to the institution

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

Not me needing to talk to 10 different people in order for me to make an actual decision

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

I still leave phone messages like they don't have caller id

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

Finally in my hobby era

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

Glad we're still being bullies in our thirties.

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

I absolutely hate when people are on a phone call in a public bathroom. I'll destroy a toilet while you're talking.

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

I follow a lot of food bloggers for someone who makes the same seven meals

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

What a wild ride my thirties are...

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

I get a random "merry Christmas" text from a kid I barely spoke to in college more than 10 years ago, every year.

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

Nothing like a trip to urgent care to start the holidays

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

And we're back to our regularly scheduled allergies

[Amy Jay @amyjay0528]

Doing big things