Amy

i’m too tall for this world 🦒 actor/vibrator

[Amy @amyjessicac]

hot to go and pink pony club are being edited into the next series of heartstopper as we speak

[Amy @amyjessicac]

Spotted Rishi Sunak watching the progressive decline of his leadership #Elections2024

[Amy @amyjessicac]

he called me the jolly green giant

[Amy @amyjessicac]

what does skibidi toilet mean? googled it and I still don’t understand this generation of kids

[Amy @amyjessicac]

affordable housing

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Name something once popular in the UK that needs to make a comeback.

[Amy @amyjessicac]

I don’t vape but a biscoff vape would really hit the spot, gonna drown everyone in my biscuity clouds babes

[Amy @amyjessicac]

Me on Vinted selling a top for £2 (bought it for like £20)

Some girl: ‘hey babe! Would you sell this for £1.50?’

I get times are hard but babe I have to make a profit 💀 x

[Gene People @GenePeopleUK]

A huge WELL DONE and THANK YOU! to Amy Cunnington who recently took part in the Bracknell Half Marathon, fundraising for Gene People.

Thanks so much Amy for your support!

If you would like to raise funds for Gene People then please do get in touch!

[Amy @amyjessicac]

‘Respect your elders’

No, because almost every interaction I’ve had with somebody disrespectful has been with people over 40.

I’ll respect them if they respect me x

[Amy @amyjessicac]

me walking round work the day after running the half marathon

[Amy @amyjessicac]

@seeyou_slater oh 100%, tiddies are great

[Amy @amyjessicac]

mate why is it every comment section on here now has girls with their onlyfans?

the post be like ‘my grandma is ill’ and some girly will go ‘will these titties make her better’ or some shit - the confidence is wild 💀

[Amy @amyjessicac]

that scene in baby reindeer where he’s at drama school hit a little too close to home with those vocal warmups 💀 iykyk

[Amy @amyjessicac]

yeah so thoughts on Taylor’s album:
15 decent memorable songs > 31 mid kinda same ish songs
hate to be a negative Nancy but I was bored the whole time I listened

[Amy @amyjessicac]

nobody:
my brain: PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO

[Amy @amyjessicac]

why do fitting room mirrors in shops make you look like an absolute pile of wank can they not

[Amy @amyjessicac]

no way I’ve reached a point where my inbox has over 20k unread emails hahaha

[Amy @amyjessicac]

I miss the days when love hearts said stuff like ‘nice boobs’ and ‘ur hot’ instead of just soppy shit

[Amy @amyjessicac]

Standard text exchange between 23 yr old me and my Dad 😭🥹

[Amy @amyjessicac]

A guy on the table next to me has chicken with 2 sides
Side number 1: Peri chips
Side number 2: Peri chips
I like this man 🤌