Ams

sometimes you’re the windshield sometimes you’re the bug

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Dat shit ain’t between no numbers. You coo have different numbers it don’t fckn matter put it all together and just sit there

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Me? Wuchu think I’m a fckn Chinese guy? I ain’t doin dat shit I got my own stuff at my office

[a 2nd meaner guy @SolidStapp]

lmfao this is crazy

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

people see me n be like mmm very laid back girl lemme find a way to piss her off

[morrissey enjoyer @morrisseyenjoyr]

when see a man wearing jeans and flip flops i want to kill myself

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Yeah I’m good to drive I just can’t get pulled over

[ab @abdvlahi]

people who bring their laptops to cafes are the biggest attention seekers ahhh look at me i’m so busy get a grip

[ari👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 @luv4fags]

How i feel after pumping gas and taking out the trash

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

@dxnnielle_

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

@NeeveEil Giddy up

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

“diet coke is bad for you” oh nooooooo this whole time i was drinking it because i thought it was a superfood on par with kale

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

@dxnnielle_ Give it a week

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

I can’t stand slow cooker videos, why would you ever need to make a 8 hour chicken pasta

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

@BenWhite94 Way off it Ben

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

BBQ base pizzas are a crime

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

@ThomMachin @wizzair @WizzAirUK_W9 Karen

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

And restaurant

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

If you put a gun to my head and asked me to spell unfortunately out loud I’d be dead

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

Wow me

[rico @somethinglovely]

:/