Amy

[Amy @amyjonesing]

Picture of my Twitter account

[Amy @amyjonesing]

we will never truly know where he kept his glasses case 😔

[Amy @amyjonesing]

When the Christmas lily is flowering already

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@ScarlettKPW Heck yeah it is. Amusez-vous! 🩷💚

[Amy @amyjonesing]

SECRET MURINAL

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Get a doctor’s certificate saying you’re allergic to post-it glue, and never have to attend another corporate strategy or planning session.

Better living everyone

[Amy @amyjonesing]

when I get to work and there’s a bottle of wine on my desk, that’s a harbinger of doom in my inbox

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nice

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I’m pretty used to gravity now

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@adobeereader https://t.co/5ylLxMjhj1

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I dreamed there was a Super Mario Bros character called Cynefin who was literally just a little plant in a pot

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all glown up

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Field trip

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@adobeereader so it was you who ate my zinnia seedlings last night???

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my snail bait brings all the snails to the yard
and they’re like
😵

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at least I got a photo of my baby before it probably gets battered to shreds overnight 🥲

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nothing particular to drunk tweet about

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@mfyfyr how could alligator tour guide???? do this to me

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@adobeereader small-batch slow-roasted water, fancy

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I wanna be a seagull and my only job is to caw at anyone who comes too close to my chicken bone

[Amy @amyjonesing]

“Mr Campopiano, those are photos of three different possums.”