Amy Joy

Look I made you some content. Daddy made you your favourite; open wide.

[Amy Joy @amyjoyford]

@nicksortor Police are historically considered the authority on automobile design and resilience.

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my #NewYearsResolution is to get snatched .. up by aliens so I can be the first to warn them about Elon Musk

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She's watching Emily in Paris, I'm watching Emilia Pérez. We are not the same.

[Amy Joy @amyjoyford]

For the first time in my life, I can’t stop thinking, Not in my back yard.

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I hate waking up mid-dream because I feel like it wastes all the food I was making

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I can either feed and clothe my children or watch their tours of things they created in Minecraft. I cannot do both

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Sometimes I start feeling too healthy and go give blood just to stay humble.

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The hardest part of eating local is finding a place to store the egg cartons you’re returning to the farm.

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I would like to confirm: Connections > The Mini > Wordle > Spelling Bee > anything else, good night

[Amy Joy @amyjoyford]

little known fact, march break is short for “march break from the nice spring weather”

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celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by disclosing your salary to your colleagues. have fun with it.

[Amy Joy @amyjoyford]

“I don’t assume gender”
& other reasons I’m failing on Duolingo

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

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Hearing a lot from the women who won’t pack their husband a lunch because “they aren’t their mother”, and the ones that do because “it’s their joy to serve them”, but I’d like to hear more about “so I can get these damn leftovers out of the fridge”. 🙋🏼‍♀️

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@MythicalChef Human health and planetary health are so tightly linked that eating climate-friendly foods should be our main priority.

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@chuckpalahniuk How close to 100 are we now

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@CiaoSamin Big day. Also, spoiler alert.

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I read 20 books in 2023. Or 990 if you include “Oh the Places You’ll Go”

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@Matt_HorwoodET Imagine all the laptop you could buy with this small box of tampons!

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Today my kids have 12 days left in their advent calendars, which is also the amount of time it would take to hold a minute of silence for everyone killed in Gaza over the last two months.