Amy George

Curse of the Home Counties, and a menace to one and all

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

Got a bit bored so I reconstructed Alan Partridge's leaving party out of Playmobil

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@_emilyoram Oh excellent! 🤩🥳 (another league for me to perform shambolically in 💅🏼)

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@GNRailUK Ace thank you for replying so quickly!

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@GNRailUK was told I was cool to use the line to Luton airport parkway as an alternative route with no extra charge by a member of staff at St Pancras but this isn’t clear on the service update page. Can you confirm this is ok?

[Hallie Rubenhold @HallieRubenhold]

I wanted to re-post this, but without the photo. No one needs to see the killer and the victim loved up before he murdered her.
For centuries women have been blamed for their own murders by the men who supposedly loved them. What did SHE do to MAKE him kill her? Enough.

[Tides of History @labour_history]

The time that Denis Healey was interviewed by Zig and Zag on the Big Breakfast 🍳 🥞

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@MsYellowHat We’re in osinskys and they’ve got music on over it, PDG thrilled he can’t hear him 🤣

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@MsYellowHat Not the moths giving him grief again?

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@MsYellowHat Mary Poppins! 🧐

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

I’ve watched this 650 times https://t.co/IAxaWXJMH0

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@MsYellowHat It’s giving Maria’s veil in the Sound of Music ❤️

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ.
Soldier: You can just point to him.
Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

An open letter to @BrewDog & @BrewDogJames signed by Brewdog Waterloo staff

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@notinaboyband “It’s generic, but unique”

[Amy George @amylgeorge]

@givesyouHel Whenever challenged on anything ever again I shall simply say “sometimes in life, there are situations” followed by a Paddington hard stare

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

spot on 😂

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Today’s finds:
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)