bbangel92

all views are someone else’s, your honour.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[♱ @mimiscatalog]

they sent their baddest bitch out im crying

[kimona @user49767530809]

I do not fw people who take drugs. For example airport security

[Nery @Abneeryz]

como quiero que me traten después de haber estado insoportable todo el día.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[WVSteveP @SPoland1]

My adult kids when the waiter asks “just one check or should I separate them?”

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is missing again after failing to show up for today's vote.

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[arielle da 4’9” @ariellenyc]

‘whose pussy is this?’ OURS ☭

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

??

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Damn I’m in such a tough spot. I really want to say that it’s wrong to kill children but I don’t want to upset my agent Josh Childkiller

[Sophie Rain @sophieraiin]

and i’ll do it again

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

we’ve delivered 489,297,478 pizzas since spurs last scored a premier league goal

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’ve watched this a million times

[Robert Francis @rbfrncs]

Amazing things are happening in the Original NYT Plum Torte comments section

[bbangel92 @amylouru]

Just heard that Gen Z are (unironically) writing song requests to DJs on their phones, and holding them up.. mid set?

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

This is unbelievable. This is easily a top 5 bureaucrat physique of all time.

[𝓿i @girlbmi_]

this is twitter u can say kill yourself

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass