Amy Perkinson

Christian, Wife, Mother, PE Teacher, Fitness Enthusiast, Outdoor Duration Hiking Guide ( AKA... I can get you lost fast!!) ....

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

@CollegeFBonX Mean Green!

[Jared Mosley @mosleyj22]

There’s only one FBS game next Saturday that features two teams with 7 wins!

Denton, TX is where you want to be ⁦@CollegeGameDay⁩.

#GMG🦅

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

@OneGuardHW Two and a half weeks without AC! We’re in Texas. This is ridiculous. I need a new home warranty company asap.

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

Thanks @OneGuardHW for nothing. It’s graduation weekend. We have people who are 75+ staying with us and you can’t bother to send someone out for 3rd time this month. Over 90 degrees upstairs. Our graduate sleeps here. Making memories… @AHS_Warranty never had this many issues …

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

@MattWallace888 She’s an alien 👽

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

@HiltonHotels I’m a blonde and it’s our first night in Denver. #eww #cringe #pleasecleanbetter #makinghiltongreatagain

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

@dunkindonuts What the heck is this hot grass-tasting drink? I have a 10 hour day ahead of me and my lips were prepared to taste a medium hot latte when driving to work. #ialmostwreckedmycar #notwhatiordered #iwouldhavebeenlateifiwentback #notmyflavorprofile

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

This might be the worst @panerabread I’ve ever encountered. Paid for tea and @dietpepsi. Do you see any tea or Diet Pepsi available? I would have preferred diet @drpepper. Who knows… maybe that’s the broke one on the fountain drink machine? Can I get a napkin? Nope….

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

“We just had a light come on… we’re going to have a mechanic check the aircraft…” #americanairlines #beenheresince5am #imhungry #imtired #atleastitswithmichelle @AmericanAir

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

Flight at 8:19 😀
Delayed until 9:30 😕
Delayed until 9:55 🙁
Delayed until 11:00 🙁
Delayed until 11:45 🙏

AA please get this maintenance issue fixed. #americanairlines #beenheresince6am #worktrip #atleastitswithMichelle @AmericanAir

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

How are teachers supposed to be able to afford @AndrettiKarting when an online “deal” costs $170 for 4 people? I can buy 170 items at @DollarTree for that amount! #Andrettinflation #noicantaffordanothervowel #birthdayvibes #texasteacher

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

So is this a thing now, or is @raisingcanes just being extra? #raisingcanes #sixteenyearold #lovesraisingcanesandneedsajob #aintnobodygottimeforthis

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

@netflix Oh @Netflix…Remember when it was a 15 minute delay and you said #LoveIsBlindLIVE was starting at 7:15…?

It feels like that time they told us 2 weeks to flatten the curve….

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

@netflix Remember when it was a 15 minute delay and it was going to start at 7:15?

It feels like that time they told us 2 weeks to flatten the curve….

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

Thank you @marathonkids and @brooksrunning ! I am so overwhelmed by your generosity. My kids love “running club”! #marathonkids #brooksrunning #brooksshoes #peteacher https://t.co/biv6TVOD8T

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

Happy Sweet 16! #hbd #happybirthday #sweet16 #kaelbaby #fishing #adoption https://t.co/DLwMvZnGfP

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

It wasn’t cookies….. but tasted just as good (maybe better?)….. #pepperoniloaf #calzone #notcookies #familytradition #letsgetfat #kooperneedstogobacktoschoolpronto @ Savannah, Texas https://t.co/4pKx07sRSQ

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

Stick a fork in me…. I’m done! #royalicingcookies #hbd #happybirthday #neonicing #sugarcookies #royalicing @ Savannah, Texas https://t.co/ZUFO38jOEw

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

Stick a fork in me…. I’m done! #royalicingcookies #hbd #happybirthday #neonicing #sugarcookies #royalicing @ Savannah, Texas https://t.co/zQpH6EcKc8

[Amy Perkinson @amylynperkinson]

Baby Shower cookies to end the week! #babyshower #royalicingcookies #sunshine #babygirl #sugarcookies @ Savannah, Texas https://t.co/P230qeoa1l