amymact

✨ my own manic pixie dream girl ✨
she / her
owner of bunnies

[amymact @amymact]

My best friend got married last year and has her first biological child on the way but I just ate half a block of Stilton so I guess we're both living the dream

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@carmiico Yellow!! Yellow just screams "tulip" to me 😊

[amymact @amymact]

Hey if anybody wants to feel suicidal, might I recommend Vodafone ? A whole new level of panic inducing bullshit from the world's worst phone/internet provider company 👍

[amymact @amymact]

Me, going into watching Dimension20 : fully expecting to fancy Brennan

Me, after watching Dimension20 : fully fancying every player too

[amymact @amymact]

I just want to live on a tiny self sustaining island with no other people, only animals 🏝️🐄🐏🐇🐇🐈

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

“are you wearing the—“

the great gonzo sequined mid heels? yeah i am

[amymact @amymact]

Reasons why hearses make the best cars: black is always in vogue, cheeky nap spot for when you arrive too early to work

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Last time I saw my grandma she asked how old I was and then checked my hand for a ring and was horrified that I was an unwed spinster. Same, grandma, same. 😂

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@CourtTheKnee Any time I leave the room for two seconds and he's not contained, I come back to mayhem 😂

[amymact @amymact]

The evolution of bunana

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

This headline from a paper in Australia.

[amymact @amymact]

*hits G on the piano*

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

Jacket, 1899. The MET.

[amymact @amymact]

You know what they got me?
👏M A L I B U 👏 B A R B I E 👏

[Leugim @Giraffeic_Park]

@StefaniaNight Recontextualizing all vampire media as them being autistic is a real eye-opener.

Won't come over without express invitation.
Various obsessions like counting and cleanliness.
The ability to turn into a bat.
Heightened sensitivity to sensory experiences.

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

Life? Ironic
Tweets? Chaotic

[amymact @amymact]

@officialhambly Creations? Iconic.

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Reasons I own teabags:
❌ Because I drink tea
✔️ So that when random old ladies appear in my house I can offer them tea to be a good host