Amy Marko

[julia hava @binchcity]

I just watched them take all of Queen Elizabeth’s corgis out of Buckingham Palace and shoot them execution style out back :(

[j3sus @jesvsd]

how can i make queen elizabeth’s death about me

[Amy Marko @amymarkopolo]

@Popeyes YO my bf just got food poisoning from your location in Manchester NH can you pls help

[Amy Marko @amymarkopolo]

@Popeyes food poisoning in Manchester NH on South Willow Street

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

You clap when the plane lands? That’s cute. I clap the entire flight. Sit down sweetie 😘
my hands are bleeding

[league @itsleague]

I heard "gas shortage" and bought a zip, I ain't know wtf was going on 😭😂🤣

[Amy Marko @amymarkopolo]

@laurhud10 HAHAHAHA classic

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

this one time in 3rd grade i was really mad at my mom so i furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on her laptop like 900 times because i thought the government would come and arrest her

[demi @demetriusaf_]

me in 3rd grade connecting markers

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour?

me: yes

conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers should make $15 an hour?

me: yes

conservative: next you’re gonna tell me that grocers shou-

me: did you just have this list of people you don’t respect ready to go

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

To my GOP colleagues: know that this President incited an insurrection against and incited his mob to find, harm, and possibly kill not just Democrats, but you, too.

He *will* allow opportunities of physical harm against you if you aren’t sufficiently loyal to him. Remove him.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

If she only knew about the actual rappers who have visited my mouth 😂😂 Taking that shit to the grave miss thing.