Amy McBroom

Agent of a vague, yet menacing, government agency; crazy cat lady; Ravenclaw; SSDGM

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

3yo old just jumped on his dad's lap, then lifted up his butt, and farted in his face. I have never been more proud.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

My 3yo just leaned forward and farted in my face. That's love.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

I forgot about Spring Forward until I woke up this morning. Ugh.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

I legit missed the school bus one day in 4th grade because I got caught up reading a book.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

I could really use a Spring Break from my life - a week away from kids and job, just eating junky food, relaxing on a beach, and reading books.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

@morninggloria For both of my pregnancies, the first postpartum poop was way more painful and difficult than the actual births.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

If you want to know how my day is going, 7 dropped a large snow globe in the kitchen, so husband & I got to spend an hour on the floor picking up glass shards and mopping up puddles of glittery water. Parenthood is fun.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

Didn't have "dead refrigerator" on my 2023 bingo card, but here we are.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

Love being on my period the week of my birthday

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Idk what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. I’m honestly wheezing 😭

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

@baileymeyers Hypocrisy - hippo-crissy

[Tara Watson @tara_watson_]

Millennial women have trust issues because we were told for three Bridget Jones movies that this woman wasn’t thin.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

Is it possible to watch the end of Homeward Bound without sobbing like a baby?

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

@soniamariesays How are he and that podcast still around?

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

My yearly appreciation tweet for Vera-Ellen's amazing legs in White Christmas.

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

This is so tragic, Mike Leach was a hell of a coach.

[Mississippi State Football @HailStateFB]

MSU Bulldog family, college football community mourns the death of Coach Mike Leach

https://t.co/LzWyLyX3xM

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

How do you diplomatically tell your 7yo that all the ornaments she put on the front of the tree are actually the ugly-back-of-the-tree ones?

[Amy McBroom @AmyMcBro]

I am currently being emotionally destroyed by this book.