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[amy 🗡️ @amymfv]

you're way too hot to be actin' like that !

[amy 🗡️ @amymfv]

im looking at locations rn everyone watch out

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve been nothing but Off-Putting and Distant towards you and This is how you Treat Me??!?

[amy 🗡️ @amymfv]

this motorscooter just came to MY bartop and tried to have a bartender-off ????

[حمزة 𓂆 @probablyhamza]

The weather is so hot so here's a list of things you need to watch out for:
1. how you speak to me

[sasha @skinnycityy]

i love making people laugh, i feel like this

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[َ @chudology]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[amy 🗡️ @amymfv]

hey so why does my back crack a bajillion times when I sit up should I see a doctor or try religion again

[amy 🗡️ @amymfv]

three bites and I threw the towel in y’all r fuckin crazy

[amy 🗡️ @amymfv]

just had my first buldak ramen how the fuck do u freak hoes use the entire spicy sauce this is the greed and evil they talk about in the bible

[amy 🗡️ @amymfv]

just had my first buldak ramen how the fuck do u freak hoes use the entire spicy sauce this is the greed and evil they talk about in the bible

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

at tj maxx if your card declines they let you pay with your body

[doxie @doxie_gay]

twitter is NOT mental asylum, TIKTOK is a mental asylum, twitter is a halfway house

[solo 🟠 @souloradio]

pulled up to popeyes seven minutes after they opened

[swinky @swinkying]

i hate golf simply because men like it

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

what’s a good gas station pill to try for someone just getting into gas station pills

[jahbibi @lustclouds]

Niggas be dancing all crazy in the club then try to come ask for your number like please get tf on Hip Hop Harry

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

stupid as fuck you can't get a mcchicken at 3am anymore fuck this fascist country

[evilest @lil_femdom]

befriending the bartender is like befriending god

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my grandma got diagnosed with elite ball knowledge