Amy Payne

Media and think tank survivor. Ice cream enthusiast. Writer/editor type. Mommy to three kiddos 8 and under. My LOLs are real.

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Good morning Twitter land. I'm about to leave here and take my social public self over to Instagram. If you'd like to follow me there, including my writing for @TGC, look for @imamypayne.

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Such a great quote.

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There are a LOT of men at the grocery store this morning. 🤣 #Valentimes 💐

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My @TGC interview with Katie Faris is up! If you've ever had questions for God, this book is for you. https://t.co/CN4n7Cl2kg

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This holds up. Cc @jamiebgolden @KnoxMcCoy

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What happens to your brain when you give thanks - fascinating! https://t.co/NipFjvO68i

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'Tis the, uh, time again! 😂 @johnemcintyre

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@pennholderness my youngest has his 5th cold of the school year. Can you please do a "Mambo No. 5" parody that is "Virus No. 5"???? 😁😬🤪

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Come and see https://t.co/dxfLgnLoae

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@KnoxMcCoy loved the nuclear survival guide 🤣🤣

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Happy October @jamiebgolden!

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@torrypatton never gets old

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Still one of the best tweets ever.

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@KnoxMcCoy listened to your 🐉 thoughts this morning. Lots lots of agreement. One more thing that felt like it will come up later: recognizable houses pledging fealty to the heir. 🐉

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"You've got to buy me a drink of revelation to get me into the sequel room." 🤣 - @KnoxMcCoy on The Gray Man https://t.co/sk2MiA2uwm

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@KnoxMcCoy I completely agree about the drone shots. I liked them. Also agree about mass destruction of Europe - what?

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@KnoxMcCoy Gray Man pod: That was a lot of words but the Chuck E. Cheese moment was a nice payoff 😅

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@KnoxMcCoy Yesssssss I can't wait to hear your thoughts on The Gray Man. We watched it over the weekend. So ripe for commentary. Now that I have a treadmill, I can listen to things!

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@brandon_stewart @ErickaAndersen @ToddThurman @mikebrownfield 🤣 Conversing is hard when you don't get any of the references 😉

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🤣🤣 I still don't watch Seinfeld @ErickaAndersen @ToddThurman @mikebrownfield @brandon_stewart