amy

I’m not a regular girl I’m a cool girl

[amy @amyoake5]

@imbobswaget

[amy @amyoake5]

I could really use that Diet Coke button right about now

[amy @amyoake5]

Is this @tedcruz

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Watch to the end.

[amy @amyoake5]

So creative and clever 💜💜

[Amanda @Manda_like_wine]

Got a note from my 13yo tonight, under the door, like they always did when there was something important to say.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Meanwhile in 2018...

[amy @amyoake5]

😳

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[amy @amyoake5]

Life’s got baby monster down #CatsOfTwitter

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

We need to trust women to make their own health care choices.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

.@JoeBiden has a plan to build our country back better and create millions of jobs—jobs that can help working families get ahead. Joe helped manage the Recovery Act, which jumpstarted the longest stretch of job growth in our history. And he’ll do it again.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

After Breonna was shot, her boyfriend called 911. He called because she needed help, and because he didn't think the cops would help her. He was right. They didn't. She received no medical attention until the ambulance he called arrived, 20 minutes later. I think about that alot.

[amy @amyoake5]

The real sin is the kitchen decor #LGBTQIA

[amy @amyoake5]

@KrisJenner I’m available for your next reality tv show

[amy @amyoake5]

@_wildh0ney Yeah no that’s not how it works

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

Not a single shot fired. Must be nice.

[emel @taxicabstruce]

10 year old me walking into the mall

[William Yu 유규호 @its_willyu]

“We came out here in t-shirts, they started gassing us. We came back with respirators, they started shooting us. We came back with vests, they started aiming for the head... And now they call us terrorists. Who’s escalating this? It’s not us.” @MacSmiff https://t.co/quc0qwfncg

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

My God

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them

Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else things will get much much worse